I Stay, I Go
24th June 2002
So every other post I read is someone whining about the heat and how they couldn't get to sleep with all the sticking and icking and sweating and whine whine whine... :
LISTEN UP PEOPLE FOR I HAVE THE REMEMDY!!!
I mean, you're talking to someone who survived blistering upstate NY temps for 22 years so Listen. Up. People.
Go RIGHT NOW (i don't care if you're at work) go RIGHT NOW and strip the sheets off of your bed. Pillowcases too- off, off, OFF! Now shove the whole shebang into the fridge. Yes, THE FRIDGE and leave them in there all day. Just before beddy-bye QUICKLY make the bed, dive in and fall asleep FAST. That's important, that FAST part. Co's you'll be in a soggy sweaty puddle again inside of 10 minutes.
But it'll be the sweetest 10 minutes of yer life baybay....;)
I mean it.