I've just realized that I've been severely limiting my prospects by saying I will only slam down and passionately kiss the next person who uses the word "sheathed" in a conversation with me. It is simply not going to happen. I mean I've waited how long now? 5 years and change?
So I've decided to expand the playing field now to include all the words listed below. If I hear ANYONE utter JUST ONE - Well, there's 5 years of flaming flesh here waiting to hump your leg something fierce...: